Death Bringer Contractual Clauses
- Said Mechanoid may, if deemed necessary, induce 'clients' to seek services via reasonable negotiation, arbitrtion, compromise, intercession, or intervention.
- Said Mechanoid may, if required, induce 'clients' to seek services via reasonable force, pressure, impact, weight, or collision.
- Said Mechanoid may, if desired, induce 'clients' to seek services via unreasonable negotiation, arbitration, compromise, intercession, or intervention.
- Said Mechanoid may, if whim takes, induce 'clients' to seek services via unreasonable force, pressure, impact, weight, or collision.
- Said Mechanoid may, if bored (or otherwise), induce 'clients' to seek services via trickery, cunning, deceit, guile, or fraud.
- Said Mechanoid may, if in need of financial injection, induce 'clients' to seek services via confiscation, appropriation, or seizure of client's/other's property, vehicles, records, papers, and/or family, friends or self.
- Said Mechanoid may, if in seek of personal goals, induce 'clients' to seek services via any and all ways not categorised in trading regulation clauses 3 - 8 inclusive.
- Initial service charge agreed upon at time of contract signing is subject to alteration without prior notice.
- Agent may use reasonable force in line of contractual, or personal duty as defined by agent's current situation and mood. Any injuries, deaths, maimings, dismemberments, or deprivation of confidence or sex drive (made by agent or appointed representative(s) thereof) are therefore the client's unequivocal responsibility in both moral and legal terms.