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Staggering Stories Commentary #224: Doctor Who – The Witchfinders
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 17 Feb 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, ducking, in front of the 2018 Doctor Who episode ‘The Witchfinders’, and spout our usual nonsense! The Doctor gets herself tied up, Yaz has an encounter with a tentacle monster and Ryan has an unwelcome admirer. But enough of their problems, please sit down […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #308: Pearls Before Masters
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 10 Feb 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss their visit to the Doctor Who convention ‘Science of the Time Lords’, listen to Big Finish’s The War Master: Only the Good, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:48 — […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #223: Doctor Who – Kerblam!
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 03 Feb 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, unboxing, in front of the 2018 Doctor Who episode ‘Kerblam!’, and spout our usual nonsense! The Doctor is overexcited by the Kerblam Man, Graham’s become a professional scrubber and Twirly has taken up smoking. But enough of their problems, please sit down with us […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #307: The Irksome Doctors
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 27 Jan 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn debate each Doctor’s more irritating traits, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:09 — Welcome! 01:50 – News: 01:58 — Doctor Who: When the War Master Met the Eighth Doctor. 03:27 […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #222: Doctor Who – Demons of the Punjab
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 20 Jan 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, fated, in front of the 2018 Doctor Who episode ‘Demons of the Punjab’, and spout our usual nonsense! Yaz wants to interfere with her grandmother, Prem has his card marked and the Doctor walks away. But enough of their problems, please sit down with […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #306: Seasonal Ranking
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 13 Jan 2019 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Keith Dunn discuss the 2019 Doctor Who New Year’s Special, rank the eleven ‘New Who’ Doctor Who series, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:40 — Welcome! 02:14 – News: 02:25 — […]

The Cre'at Club

Mr. Dalek Invades Trumptonshire

Exterminating the corpse of Tony Gallichan


Mr Dalek crosses the void beyond the mind into a whole new universe in the Staggering Stories Christmas Staff Party 2006.

Trumpton Clock EXTERMINATED!

Listen to the narrated story!

You can listen to the Narrated Mr. Dalek Invades Trumptonshire as an MP3 (17,512 KB) or an Ogg Vorbis (11,948 KB).

 

Mr Dalek's Karaoke!!

Hello boys and girls. Mr Dalek now has his own song, but, alas, the only person on the site who sang it was Tony... can you do better? Of course you can... Below are the lyrics and a link to the music for the song... please feel free to record yourselves singing for Mr Dalek - we'll put the best ones up here...

Mr Dalek's Song as MP3 (910 KB) or as Ogg Vorbis (643 KB).

 

Mr Dalek's Song - the lyrics


Mrs. Dingle Windy Miller

Oh Mr Dalek glides to and fro,
Just as a good Dalek should,
He has no time for the other toys,
who always gatecrash his 'hood,

He exterminates them as much as he can,
Just as a good Dalek ought.
Structures and people,
nothing survives,
not even Captain Snort,

Oh Mr Dalek glides to and fro,
just as a good Dalek should....

Pippin Fort Mickey Murphey
Mr Dalek in Camberwick Green's Music Box