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Staggering Stories Podcast #393: Ncuti Gatwa Goes Fourteenth
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Sun, 15 May 2022 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn discuss the recent Doctor Who casting of Ncuti Gatwa, review Star Trek: Picard season two, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:23 — Welcome! 02:08 – News: 02:13 — Doctor Who: […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #392: Swashing Sea Demons
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 01 May 2022 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review the Doctor Who 2022 Easter Special – Legend of the Sea Devils, recount their time at Back to the Future: The Musical and Doctor Who: Time Fracture, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #391: Capitol Bubbling
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 17 Apr 2022 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review the 2022 films The Adam Project and The Bubble, recount their time at the recent Capitol 5 Doctor Who convention, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:04 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #390: Charley and the Crime Travellers
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 03 Apr 2022 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review Doctor Who: Charlotte Pollard – The Further Adventuress and the 1997 BBC TV series Crime Traveller, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:01 — Welcome! 02:59 – News: […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #389: Covidian Clip Show
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith and the Real Keith Dunn present clips, featuring themselves and Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler and Scott Fuller, from old podcasts. Whilst we recover from a podcast spread Covid we look at old news for New Mutants and casting reactions for Doctor Who, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #246: Doctor Who – Eve of the Daleks
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Mon, 14 Mar 2022 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn sit down, stored, in front of 2022 Doctor Who New Year’s episode ‘Eve of the Daleks’, and spout our usual nonsense! Nick is not a Dalek, Jeff loses his junk, Sarah is definitely being stalked and the Doctor and Yaz have a moment. But enough of […]

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This is the sad story of Mr Dalek.

The trouble was that Mr Dalek could not help being an evil toy.

If there was another toy for Mr Dalek to be evil to, he would be evil to them all right.

For instance.

If you were to see Mr Dalek gliding around a room in your house, and if there happened to be a little toy to be evil to in that room, then you know what would happen, don't you?

Mr Dalek meeting another toy

 

"Exterminate!"

Mr Dalek exterminating the other toy

 

Mr Dalek was just the same in his own room.

He lived in an extremely nice room, but even there he couldn't help being evil to the other toys.

Mr Dalek was sad that the other toys didn't like him, so he had a splendid idea. He would try to be nice to the other toys.

For instance.

When Mr Dalek met Velma, Daphne and Shaggy being chased by the Creeper, he decided to help the three of them.

Velma, Daphne and Shaggy chased by the Creeper, Mr Dalek arrives on the scene

 

"Exterminate!"

Mr Dalek exterminates the Creeper

 

"Jinkies! We were just playing!" said Velma.

"Like, that's totally uncool man - he was, like, my second best friend!" said Shaggy.

Mr Dalek felt sad again, so he decided to cheer himself up.

You know what happened next, don't you?

 

"Exterminate!"

Velma, Daphne and Shaggy being exterminated by Mr Dalek

 

In order to recover from this rather unfortunate happening, Mr Dalek decided to help Pinky and the Brain, who were trying to take over the world.

At first they worked well together but soon problems began to arise.

 

For instance.

Mr Dalek, being a toy, could not hover so he couldn't climb over obstacles.

Pinky and The Brain wait for Mr Dalek to follow them up some books.

 

For instance.

When the Brain insulted Mr Dalek, well, can you guess what happened?

"Exterminate!"

Pinky and The Brain are exterminated.

 

Three of the remaining toys, Wakko, Yakko and Dot, were very angry with Mr Dalek, who exterminated their friends.

So they decided to creep up on Mr Dalek and push him off the side of the cupboard.

The Warner Brothers and Sister push Mr Dalek off the cupboard.

 

Mr Dalek found himself trapped behind the cupboard, lost and forgotten, with no way back up.

Mr Dalek is trapped down the back of the cupboard.

 

So you see the story of Mr Dalek is a very sad story indeed. And if you ever exterminate anyone you know what to do, don't you?

Go and exterminate everyone who doesn't like you, and then you won't suffer the same fate as Mr Dalek.

You'll remember that the next time you exterminate someone, won't you?

Good!