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Staggering Stories Podcast #321: Genesis of Dusty Bin
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 11 Aug 2019 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Jean Riddler, Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review Doctor Who: Genesis of the Daleks and Stranger Things 3, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:11 — Welcome! 01:51 – News: 01:59 — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #320: Splendiferous Spider-man and Spitting Spiridon
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 28 Jul 2019 13:33

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn review Doctor Who: Planet of the Daleks and the 2019 film Spider-man: Far from Home, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:11 — Welcome! 01:54 – News: 02:05 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #319: Stallone Isn’t the Law
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 14 Jul 2019 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn review Big Finish’s Doctor Who: The Tenth Doctor Adventures Volume 3 boxset and the 1995 Stallone film Judge Dredd, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:12 — Welcome! 02:20 […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #318: Phoenix Crashing
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 30 Jun 2019 08:50

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn review Big Finish’s Doctor Who: The First Doctor Adventures Volume 1 boxset and the 2019 film X-Men: Phoenix Rising, discuss their time at Big Finish Day 2019, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:20 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #317: Dalek Resurrections and Apocalyptic Revelations
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 16 Jun 2019 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn review Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks and the Good Omens TV mini-series, have a 30 second recommendation, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:28 — Welcome! 02:39 – News: 02:46 […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #316: Landing the Ending
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 02 Jun 2019 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review Doctor Who: Black Orchid, discuss the ending to Game of Thrones, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:47 — Welcome! 02:23 – News: 02:32 — Doctor Who: […]

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Doctor Who: Limericks Collection 2

By Cyberferret and Kandl


 

On the shores of Marinus stood Arbitan...
and Yartak the Voord, he did ban
his daughter and friends...
with the keys that they tend
with Who's help did acomplish his plan!

on Skaro young Davros aspired
to the conquest space and planets aquired
by his creations of tin
with a slug plugged right in
who'd look after him when he retired.

 

On Aridius, all covered in sand
not a good place for the TARDIS to land
there are Mire Beast
and of trouble that was least
until the Doctor did lend a hand

On Aridius, all covered in sand
not a good place for the TARDIS to land
there are Mire Beast
who wanted to feast
on poor Barbara, now isn't that grand

Hear a tale of a doctor named Evelyn
when she saw choccie cake, she grinned
she travelled about...
and had plenty of clout
to see the Doc you think he'd been shovelin' it in!

On the Time Lord home planet of Gallifrey
our friend the Doc has a pal or three
theres Leela and K9
oh, and of course, K9
and they all get together to have tea

A Sontaran with a head wide and round...
saw a Rutan on a planet he found
he was going to blast it...
the green tentacled git
but his raygun was a bit less then sound

In Paris did young Steven wander...
With the francs the Doc gave him to squander
But trouble was brewing...
the catholics were stewing
On how to solve it the Doctor did ponder

there once was a terrible Weed
in the North Sea, it did breed
it made people cough
and it lived in the froth
till Victoria's scream made it recede

 

There once was a Zygon called Broton
who fell madly in love with a Kroton
but his love turned to hate
because on his first date
she left him to go off with an Ogron!!

there is a nice lady called Sarah
its always a pleasure to hear her
she loves eating chocs
from out of the box
and anyone elses thats near her

on the freezing ol' planet of Telos
lived some unhappy Cybermen fellows
'were freed by Krieg and his crew
with the Doctor's help too
but only for just 3 more episodes

If you want a good room for a chat
The VIP lounge is where its at
the members have wit
and never a GIT
cos the ferret takes care of the tw*t

if you come in here to be a git
you'd better beware the ferret
because we aren't there
you dont need to swear
and if you do, your gonna get bit

There is a nice girl called Kandl
whose humour is easy to handle
she is so full of fun
and likes everyone
and she burns both ends of the candle

CyberFerret guards VIP room
his antics take away the gloom
if you give him a treat
he'll run round your feet
and sends all the gits to their DOOM!!!