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Staggering Stories Podcast #372: Glorious Purpose
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 25 Jul 2021 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn discuss Doctor Who: Season 24 (1987) and review the 2021 Disney+ series Loki (season one), find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:32 — Welcome! 02:51 – News: 03:00 — […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #371: Bubble Wrap Emu of Death
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 11 Jul 2021 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn review Doctor Who: The Ark in Space and the 2021 Netflix series Sweet Tooth, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 01:09 — Welcome! 01:53 – News: 02:00 — Doctor […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #370: The Solos of Hell
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 27 Jun 2021 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review the Big Finish Doctor Who story Out of Time 2: The Gates of Hell and the 2021 Amazon series Solos, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #369: Greatest Show in the Car Park
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 13 Jun 2021 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins and Keith Dunn review Doctor Who: The Greatest Show in the Galaxy and the 2021 series The Nevers, play a game, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. 00:59 — Welcome! 01:45 – News: 01:54 — MGM: Swallowed by […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #368: Back in the Studio
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 30 May 2021 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review Big Finish’s Doctor Who: The Ninth Doctor Adventures – Ravagers and the 2021 film The Mitchells vs. the Machines, discuss the Ninth Doctor’s best TV moments, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #367: Furthering Lucie Bleedin’ Miller
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 16 May 2021 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn review Big Finish’s Doctor Who: The Further Adventures of Lucie Miller and the 2020 film Palm Springs, talk about media we’ve been consuming, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro and theme tune. […]

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Doctor Who: Limericks Collection 2

By Cyberferret and Kandl


 

On the shores of Marinus stood Arbitan...
and Yartak the Voord, he did ban
his daughter and friends...
with the keys that they tend
with Who's help did acomplish his plan!

on Skaro young Davros aspired
to the conquest space and planets aquired
by his creations of tin
with a slug plugged right in
who'd look after him when he retired.

 

On Aridius, all covered in sand
not a good place for the TARDIS to land
there are Mire Beast
and of trouble that was least
until the Doctor did lend a hand

On Aridius, all covered in sand
not a good place for the TARDIS to land
there are Mire Beast
who wanted to feast
on poor Barbara, now isn't that grand

Hear a tale of a doctor named Evelyn
when she saw choccie cake, she grinned
she travelled about...
and had plenty of clout
to see the Doc you think he'd been shovelin' it in!

On the Time Lord home planet of Gallifrey
our friend the Doc has a pal or three
theres Leela and K9
oh, and of course, K9
and they all get together to have tea

A Sontaran with a head wide and round...
saw a Rutan on a planet he found
he was going to blast it...
the green tentacled git
but his raygun was a bit less then sound

In Paris did young Steven wander...
With the francs the Doc gave him to squander
But trouble was brewing...
the catholics were stewing
On how to solve it the Doctor did ponder

there once was a terrible Weed
in the North Sea, it did breed
it made people cough
and it lived in the froth
till Victoria's scream made it recede

 

There once was a Zygon called Broton
who fell madly in love with a Kroton
but his love turned to hate
because on his first date
she left him to go off with an Ogron!!

there is a nice lady called Sarah
its always a pleasure to hear her
she loves eating chocs
from out of the box
and anyone elses thats near her

on the freezing ol' planet of Telos
lived some unhappy Cybermen fellows
'were freed by Krieg and his crew
with the Doctor's help too
but only for just 3 more episodes

If you want a good room for a chat
The VIP lounge is where its at
the members have wit
and never a GIT
cos the ferret takes care of the tw*t

if you come in here to be a git
you'd better beware the ferret
because we aren't there
you dont need to swear
and if you do, your gonna get bit

There is a nice girl called Kandl
whose humour is easy to handle
she is so full of fun
and likes everyone
and she burns both ends of the candle

CyberFerret guards VIP room
his antics take away the gloom
if you give him a treat
he'll run round your feet
and sends all the gits to their DOOM!!!