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Staggering Stories Podcast #338: The Chronic Hysteresis Edition
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 05 Apr 2020 08:00

Summary: Apologies for the poor audio quality in this first lockdown episode. Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler and the Real Keith Dunn review the animated release of Doctor Who: The Faceless ones and discuss the first season of Star Trek: Picard, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #234: Doctor Who – Praxeus
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 29 Mar 2020 08:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Keith Dunn and Steven Clare sit down, plasticed, in front of 2020 Doctor Who episode ‘Praxeus’, and spout our usual nonsense! Yaz is teleporting before thinking, Ryan gets a pat down, Sam Bishop is undercover as Jake and the Doctor has split up. But enough of their problems, please […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #337: Making a Horse Sick
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare look back at Doctor Who: Series 12 (2020), talk about their time at the Doctor Who: The Talons of Weng Chiang event at the BFI Southbank, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #233: Doctor Who – Fugitive of the Judoon
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 15 Mar 2020 19:05

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Andy Simpkins, Keith Dunn and Steven Clare sit down, buried, in front of 2020 Doctor Who episode ‘Fugitive of the Judoon’, and spout our usual nonsense! Ruth is failing to talk about the past, the fam are conveniently scooped out of the main plot and the Doctor’s mind is blown. But […]


Staggering Stories Podcast #336: The Timeless Podcasters
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 08 Mar 2020 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell, Fake Keith, Jean Riddler, the Real Keith Dunn and Steven Clare review Doctor Who: Ascension of the Cybermen and The Timeless Children, talk about their time at Gallifrey One, get out of a Doctor Who Escape Room, find some general news, and a variety of other stuff, specifically: 00:00 – Intro […]


Staggering Stories Commentary #232: Doctor Who – Nikola Telsa’s Night of Terror
by Staggering Stories Podcast
Sun, 01 Mar 2020 09:00

Summary: Adam J Purcell and Keith Dunn sit down, shocked, in front of 2020 Doctor Who episode ‘Nikola Telsa’s Night of Terror’, and spout our usual nonsense! Tesla is besieged by aliens, the Skithra make the Racnoss look convincing and the Doctor has met a like-mind. But enough of their problems, please sit down with […]

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Doctor Who: Limericks Collection 1

By Kandl, BraveheartTegan and the Judder Man


Presented here for your masochistic pleasure, some limericks. Let me explain. Uncle Macfadyan frequents a chatroom type thingy. And sometimes things go quiet. When that happens, a few folk play the Limerick Game. One person will type the first line, someone else then types a second line and so on...

So, heres a few from Kandl, BraveheartTegan and his nibbs, the Judder Man...be afraid...

Respectfully dedicated to the fond memory of Peter Everette (TTroy), a great friend to both the AAA@Doctor Who and The Doctor Who VIP Lounge chatrooms.

There once lived a Sontaran named Pete...
Who had very ugly feet
It was a pain in the neck,
So he saw Sharaz Jek
Now isnt that Spectrox sweet?

There once was a girl named Nyssa
Whose step mum was a bit of a pisser
And with Davison wet...
And really a vet
JNT had a mind to dismiss her

A grumpy old git called Billy....
Fluffed his lines til they sounded quite silly
And with Verity gone...
And all his lines wrong
He died on the moon where it's chilly

Once a composer called Paddy....
Who's hair was often quite matty
Performed Logopolis suites...
And series 18 treats
Now the kids all call him WhoDaddy

In e-space there once lived a boy...
Whose brother wasn't called TTroy
In rubber pyjamas...
He didn't meet lamas
or sadly even Deep Roy

A TARDIS, tall and blue...
Had a first occupant called sue
A grumpy old git, one teacher, one twit...
And nowhere to be found, a loo

A long shanked fellow called Pertwee....
Dressed as a cleaner called Gerty
Mike Yates was quite stricken
His pulse it did quicken
And so he came over all flirty

In UNIT an Sgt named Benton...
No relation to Trainspotting's Renton
Layed on a jeep....
And alas fell asleep
He wound up in a dumpster in Trenton